It’s Friday. It’s pay day. What more could a girl ask for? I totally can’t wait till 4:30 when I will exit the door of my office, never to see it again until Tuesday morning. I’ll be working in Montego Bay Sunday & Monday … I welcome the break from the office, the change of scenery and the long drive down.
Anyways, here’s a smiley to start the weekend off right.
A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn’s River Falls when she stumbled upon a old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and
lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE
She said she heard from a cousin that she would get three wishes if she ever found a Genie. The Genie said, “Nope, sorry three-wish genies nuh real, me is strictly a ONE-WISH Genie. So… what yuh want?” The woman didn’t hesitate.
She said, “I want peace in the Middle East. See this map, I want these
countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony. ”
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid yu? PLEASE BE REASONABLE! Dem countries yah a war fi how much thousands of years. Mi shut up inna dis bockle fi ’bout five hundred of dem dey years. Mi good but mi nuh dat good! Mi nuh know if mi can grant dis one. Do Lady, mek another wish!! Mi a beg yuh… Be reasonable.”
The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right Jamaican man… You know, one that is considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking & house-cleaning, is great in bed and is FAITHFUL. That’s what I wish for… a good Jamaican man.”
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, “Mek mi see di map again!!!!”
Have a great weekend everyone.