OYIF

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My ever desperate desire to be different has inspired the title of this post … OYIF — “Oh Yeah, It’s Friday!!!” Today is the official last day of my vacation and I return to work on Monday … ugh! So, since I have nothing real to post about today, here is a smiley for you. It’s an oldie but goodie so enjoy.

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

“HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT’S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.”

HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
“FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO”.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
“WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON’T CLOSE RIGHT.

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
“FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO”.

FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.

“I’M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON’T WANT TO FIX STEPS”.
HE SAYS, “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON’T THINK SO. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I’M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!”

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS………………………………

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

“HONEY”, HE ASKS, “HOW’D ALL THIS GET FIXED?”

SHE SAID, “WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE”.

THE HUSBAND SAID, “SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?”

SHE REPLIED, “HELLOOOOO….DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON’T THINK SO!”

Have a great Friday everyone!!!

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5 responses »

  1. OMG THAT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY!!! LOVE IT!! I am gonna have to share that one with my hubby! IT is very common knowledge around these parts i dont bake at all but i am good at….nevermind, lol!! I updated! Its only been forever! lol. I am adding you to the VIPS i am also putting you on my other blog, the more well daily one. LOL

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