Here’s a smiley for today! Enjoy!!
There was a church down in Texas that had a very
big-breasted organist. Her breasts were so huge
that they bounced and jiggled while she played
the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the
congregation considerably. The very proper church
ladies were appalled. They said something had to
be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly
And told her to mash up some green persimmons
And rub them on her breasts and maybe they
Would shrink in size but warned her not to eat
Any of the green persimmons though because
They would they are so sour, they would make
Her mouth pucker up and she wouldn’t be able
To talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning, the Minister got
Up on the pulpit and said:
“Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol,
We will not hath a themon tewday”.