Here’s a smiley for today! Enjoy!!

There was a church down in Texas that had a very

big-breasted organist. Her breasts were so huge

that they bounced and jiggled while she played

the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the

congregation considerably. The very proper church

ladies were appalled. They said something had to

be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly

And told her to mash up some green persimmons

And rub them on her breasts and maybe they

Would shrink in size but warned her not to eat

Any of the green persimmons though because

They would they are so sour, they would make

Her mouth pucker up and she wouldn’t be able

To talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning, the Minister got

Up on the pulpit and said:

“Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol,

We will not hath a themon tewday”.


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