Need A Day Off?


In preparation for the coming weekend, here’s a smiley to start you off ….

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take a leave.  I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off.  So, I hung upside down on the celing and made funny noises.  My coworker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing.  I told her I was pretending to be a light bulb so the boss would think I was crazy and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing ?” I told him I was a light bulb. He said “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days”. I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her ” …And where do you think you’re going?” 

She said, “I’m going home too.  I can’t work in the dark!” 



9 responses »

  1. I’m glad that child abuse was such a central issue in parliament in Jamaica last week. I hope the momentum is kept up on that.

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