The Prison & The Prisoner

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The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and
don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?”
“OK, sweetheart. Putting it simple, we will call your private
place ‘the prison’ and my private thing ‘the prisoner’.
So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.”

And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed,
smiling with satisfaction. Nugging him, the bride giggles, “Honey
the prisoner has escaped.”

Turning on his side, he smiles “Then all we have to
do is re-imprison him.”

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches
for his cigarettes but the bride, thoroughly enjoying
the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile,
“Honey, the prisoner escaped again!”

The man rises to the ocassion, but with unsteady legs of a
recently born foal. Afterwards he lays on his back totally
exhausted.

She nudges him and says, “Honey, sorry to bother you, but the
prisoner is out again.”

Limply turning his head, he YELLS at her, “Hey, its not a life sentence,OKAY!”

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8 responses »

  1. Sound like the prisoner need fe get a bail out! Good one CD.

    (I know nuff man who woulda like try fe de life sentence still….)

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